shot in 4 or the 5 boroughs. foot, bike, train, car.
22.7.10
4.7.10
25.6.10
TRIQONIX LUXURY GYMRESORTS
Lucas Renard Journal.
I ate a fruitgrape yesterday. don't know how many times i can say that. it was something else. i felt like i had dived into something. enveloped in the sweet taste of the sweet things the earth can make. but where the hell are these fruitgrapes being made?!!! Like, seriously. Are they unter der ground? some weird farmer in the Outskirts with a little plot of land? or is it some Aggro-Con fruit made in a huge factory on a huge plot of land in another part of the Industrial Outskirts?
hell, i don't know anymore. those factories have their flavors down.
but something told me it was real. my gut, perhaps?
i rode into New Hope City last night. Across the REdSteel Bridge. The city is massive; and it's arresting, even as I'm flying on my bike. full of temptation and smiles and cr%dits and... TRIQONIX LUXURY GYMRESORTS. "It's a lifestyle thing."
At one point I walked my bike by a TRIQONIX. On the outside were photos of faces and bodies of happy, beautiful, well-toned people. Kind of like portraits. Suggesting the promise that I too, could be one of these immaculate people if I can cough up the 500 cr%dits a month to use weight machines in a clean room with mirrors and other amenities. Oh I don't know, amenities like hand sanitizer in an electric dispenser on the wall that squirts clean goo in your hands operating automatically so you don't have to touch a dirty button to get the clean goo and be hand-sanitized again.
Or fruity-berry shakes that come in 40oz cups and they put in powder like HyPoDrill Protein Whiff, which makes your heart beat faster and feel all triumphant after your 50 minute workout.
There's a cafe in every TRIQONIX, where they serve the same "BlissMind Froptichoné", and you can get it in a "Skinny", "Slender" or "Curvy" up. What a sexy amenity. Ooh la, la... Tell me more...
Alright, then let's keep up our brisk pace in these sleek, fit halls...
There's a clothing store in every TRIQONIX LUXURY GYMRESORT called STHEALTH. That's where you get the latest in fibre-wear technology. the stretch fibres they use to make STHEALTH clothes have been developed by top scientists, using Hiber-Glass Technological Systems of Repeatable Strictures. This means, that in wearing the new TRIQONIX Red Brief-Workout-Shorts you just purchased, you will shave a good three seconds off your next run. And that's not all... you'll be able to lift more. Alot more. And your tight body muscles will reflect that in balanced sculpture and design. can you smell the beauty?
TRIQONIX LUXURY GYMRESORTS. "It's a lifestyle thing".
and yes, there's a Newga Studio where celebrity Newgie Ravi Suizton teaches exclusive hot-steam newga courses in a room that is lava hot. (seriously, i tried hot-steam newga a few times. felt the black light of unconsciousness prickling my face repeatedly. not fun. hot.)
and of course, there's several luxury fencing cabins where top MediaCorps brass and Young-Execs come to snort Hyper-Focus and fence each other in dangerous bouts of extreme focus and sensitivity.
hot rooms, cold rooms, steam rooms, cream rooms, wet rooms, dry rooms, whirl pools, swirl pools, bubble pools with jets and all natural jello-shots being served every five minutes from an automatic jello-shot dispenser (no dirty buttons need to be pushed).
Pure New New Rain Water showers. Shampoo your mane with Exclusion's Diamond Cream Shampoo. Moan and groan foamy soap. Four shower heads in every shower. Perfect bliss and harmony.
New New Water drinking fountains. By pressing a wide array of clean buttons, you can choose between several of New New Water's modern flavors. New New Water Justice Supreme, New New Water Passion Bubble Lime, New New Water Bare Berry Calm.
I had a long, slow ride back into the Outskirts. I wonder how many miles I rode both ways. First at dusk, then at night. Perhaps thirteen miles? my bike is getting dirt and grime in several cracks and hard to reach places. needs a good spring cleaning.
i dream and think on these long rides. my mind bends and gets pulled in so many different directions. music and melodies float everywhere. a perfect time to sing and make up songs. i rarely remember the songs of my rides. they are ghosts by the time I get home. songs with a birth, life and death in the short span of 13 miles.
The bike is phenomenal. i like being able to use my body to get somewhere. it covers so much ground in a very silent way. and it's super exciting to ride too. especially in the summertime. being outside and gliding down avenues is a high. Weaving in and out, giving and taking. being respectful to others is key.
Lucas Renard out.
7.6.10
Smooth Eassance Dew Crema
warm weather. very warm. ads come out in droves. i've been seeing so many binikis on billboards. it's summer time. binikis and abs and stuff. tongues in other people's mouths, writhing around. all over sweaty, summer billboards. sometimes the images get me. sometimes they don't.
the BinikiZone is doing a free giveaway of Smooth Eassence Dew Crema. It's this khaki colored cream that you're supposed rub on your face and it makes lines go away. it also numbs your face, and molds it into a pose. it's weird. like a 5 hour face-pose. another YouthSpring Incorporated product. Man, that company is building up an empire.
a trip into the center of the city makes my right eye twitch. so many images and sounds and lights swirling around. it's both exciting and horrifying. the new face of the BinikiZone is Lara Rough. She's some starlet that starred in that big action movie called "Magnanimous Robot", about mechanical fancy rats that formed into a huge, mechanical fancy rat and took over New Hope City. She was wearing extra short cut-offs for the whole movie, and making sex faces while running around with a gun. Then she was in a "kunsthaus film", by this "edgy" director named Fazin Ziven. It was called "Experiment?". I think she played a young scientist who had to choose between doing a medical experiment on her baby to cure mankind from a flesh-evaporating virus, and, well, not doing the experiment on her baby. It was supposed to be a real tear-jerker. I also heard she was wearing a yellow biniki from the BinikiZone in the swimming pool scene.
Anyhow, I've been seeing her in billboards everywhere. I kind of feel like the city at large is telling me that this is what a hot girl looks like. Vixenlips, sexed-out eyes, a few naughty, little tattoos, and a face that constantly makes horny poses.
But she's skin stretched over visible ribs. That's the look.
Personally, I think she could do with a series of sandwiches.
I don't think she's fine. I think she's been crafted by folks who study the science of ka-ching.
and somehow i'm supposed to get all gooey and warm over her.
fat chance, chumps.
the Outskirts are where the real ladies are. all danger and true grit. I feel you, real ladies. i feel you passionately. i don't care what the billboards say. i don't want you smeared in Smooth Eassence Dew Crema. i want the real you. i want to hear you laugh with abandon. i want you on a bike, warm summer winds, mixed with sun, flying through your hair. curves and heaven all wrapped in one. opinions and long, quiet thoughts. you inspire me, real ladies. you make me want to sing, and pick up my six-stringer and dance. i see you. i know how intelligent you are. i know how sexy you are. you move me endlessly. i'll be brave if you'll be brave.
10.5.10
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