rich, greasy palms

This is a poster that Brian's friend in Portland made for our show up there. The tour is advancing upon us. Had a double band meeting last night. Hands were shook. Contracts signed. Tense junctures were reached in the midst of heated conversation. Account transfers processed. Bargains and deals made between Pass Kontrol and Lady Magma. Itineraries were passed around. Egos were bruised.

We're bringing a separate truck with us that will hold all the lasers and fireworks for each show. And we've got fashion designers over at Alexander Wang furiously designing our costumes for the stage, and our outfits when we get offstage. My drug dealer, Ernie will be rolling with us as well, to keep a steady supply of MDMA and prozac slipping into my palm. Yes, this tour will be a greasy one. A successful one. I can smell money brewing in the future and I like it.