Smooth Eassance Dew Crema

warm weather. very warm. ads come out in droves. i've been seeing so many binikis on billboards. it's summer time. binikis and abs and stuff. tongues in other people's mouths, writhing around. all over sweaty, summer billboards. sometimes the images get me. sometimes they don't.

the BinikiZone is doing a free giveaway of Smooth Eassence Dew Crema. It's this khaki colored cream that you're supposed rub on your face and it makes lines go away. it also numbs your face, and molds it into a pose. it's weird. like a 5 hour face-pose. another YouthSpring Incorporated product. Man, that company is building up an empire.

a trip into the center of the city makes my right eye twitch. so many images and sounds and lights swirling around. it's both exciting and horrifying. the new face of the BinikiZone is Lara Rough. She's some starlet that starred in that big action movie called "Magnanimous Robot", about mechanical fancy rats that formed into a huge, mechanical fancy rat and took over New Hope City. She was wearing extra short cut-offs for the whole movie, and making sex faces while running around with a gun. Then she was in a "kunsthaus film", by this "edgy" director named Fazin Ziven. It was called "Experiment?". I think she played a young scientist who had to choose between doing a medical experiment on her baby to cure mankind from a flesh-evaporating virus, and, well, not doing the experiment on her baby. It was supposed to be a real tear-jerker. I also heard she was wearing a yellow biniki from the BinikiZone in the swimming pool scene.

Anyhow, I've been seeing her in billboards everywhere. I kind of feel like the city at large is telling me that this is what a hot girl looks like. Vixenlips, sexed-out eyes, a few naughty, little tattoos, and a face that constantly makes horny poses.

But she's skin stretched over visible ribs. That's the look.

Personally, I think she could do with a series of sandwiches.

I don't think she's fine. I think she's been crafted by folks who study the science of ka-ching.

and somehow i'm supposed to get all gooey and warm over her.

fat chance, chumps.

the Outskirts are where the real ladies are. all danger and true grit. I feel you, real ladies. i feel you passionately. i don't care what the billboards say. i don't want you smeared in Smooth Eassence Dew Crema. i want the real you. i want to hear you laugh with abandon. i want you on a bike, warm summer winds, mixed with sun, flying through your hair. curves and heaven all wrapped in one. opinions and long, quiet thoughts. you inspire me, real ladies. you make me want to sing, and pick up my six-stringer and dance. i see you. i know how intelligent you are. i know how sexy you are. you move me endlessly. i'll be brave if you'll be brave.